for iris

x-ray pin-up calendar. Ha!

source: geekosystem

are you a puma!?

white people

I'm totally la-la-loving the idea of the ombre color thing that is going on in hair fashion (or has been, for a few months now), but I have yet to see a person of color (or with a bit of color, at least) rock it. White people, you are so lucky. You get to wear EVERYTHING when it comes to beauty! It's a little harder for us brown babies, since we aren't as good of a canvas for certain colors. I've been thinking of trying this shit out, with blue or green, but am a bit apprehensive.

Does anyone have pics of someone other than a white person pulling this off? I would like to see what it looks like. And no, I'm not hating on you, white babies, so don't send me hate emails. I'm just saying.

Rodarte revisited

So, side note: I saw that Rodarte sequined skeleton dress in person on New Years......

NOT CUTE.

Sorry to all those who bought it and to those who missed out, well, you didn't miss a thing.

OH,

PS

I spent over a hundred bucks on a pair of jeans for new years, only to not wear them. I still looked hella fine (you bet I did, belly and all), but maternity clothes still has a long long long way to go.

so ready

It's coming! Fall is just around the corner!!!

Yesterday, I woke up to find that it had rained for the first time in months (well, duh).  I took Bronson for a walk and everything smelled so clean and crisp. The air was fresh, the sky was a marble of sun and clouds.....

Ah! it was perfect. Pumpkin Spice lattes are back, I get to wear sweaters again, and not just when I'm indoors.  I soon get to wear my galoshes without people looking at me weird...and soon, really soon the smells and sights I love best will invade my house. Cinnamon, Mexican Pumpkin candles, cloves, pies, x-mas lights, pine, greens, burgundys, golds....Egad!!!!!

I die.

Happy Birthday Mel!!

Brown Babbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss!

pattern mix

source: lookbook

your face

like deer dana, I want my friends faces on my belly

Which One?

Ugh. I can't decide. I don't know what to be for Halloween! One year, Josh and I were Cornelius and Marla Singer. He made a great Edward Norton (looked just like him at the time) and I made a rad Marla (weirdo and all). The year before last, I was a nurse and he was an abortion. Yeah, sorry if that offends you, but we thought it was pretty fucking great. Last year, I was a Day of the Dead little Mexican.....

But this year, I have nooo idea. Josh and I thought we should dress up like cats and dogs, a la Breakfast at Tiffany's or Trigger Happy TV (you know, where they're chasing each other or sitting drinking at a bar). But we cannot for the life of us find giant cat and dog costumes for cheap. Then we thought we could be Velma and Shaggy, with Bronson being either Scooby or Scrappy....but, that's too cheesy for us, and too played out. THEN, we thought we could be a cowboy and Indian or Bob Dylan and Joan Baez, but one's too typical and the other is too obscure. Israel and Palestine? Funny as hell (if you knew us, you would laugh), but too political.


sigh. So, here are my last ideas. What do you think?

A Peacock. yeah, I know they're boys, but they're pretty.


A doll, a la Galliano
Or a Mod. A la Mod, duh.

Pics from the Ipod battle

So, here are some pics from the ipod battle this last Thursday. Shit was hella fun. Plenty of healthy trash-talking, rowdy crowds, awesome music....and then the cops showed up. And then it got shut down before we could finish the battle. How gay. Either way, it was a great way to get a good mix of people together. Here are some pics to prove it.


Our judge, Rai-mon. Yes, that's his name. Editor of Legend magazine.

Our hosts, Alice and Shaun. Shaun was in total shit talker mode, thank god.
Team Cuffs. Too bad this set of cuties lost in the first round.
The crowd enjoyed plenty of silly string. There's Troy in the red glasses.
Team painfully hip. They also lost in the first round. But not from a lack of trying. They even had a little dance to try to woo the crowd.
Team Bows and Arrows. These ladies beat us with Journey against our L'trimm during the second round. I have to admit I was really disappointed the crowd didn't know L'trimm. C'mon, Sacramento, get it together!
There's cutie Chelsea in the crowd, as Terra from Team Hoodrats gets ready to go on.
Team Fuck didn't bring the jams, but they did bring hella confetti!
Team The New Humans. Awesome musicians. Not so great at ipod battles. That's right! Team Beat Kids dropped knowledge bombs on their tight jean wearing butts. The only thing I do have to give them props for is having the best trash-talker all night. Those kudos go out to Adam. Check out his bloggy blog.
Team Beat Kids and posse, Jackie and Kat. Yes, Josh has teeth. That's just his grill.
So flossy. Don't hate Robbie. But why do I have two separate pieces of hair in my mouth?
"That's right, bitches!"
See the rest at Take Over Tokyo

page six, the 90's

Check out Page Six magazine doing a little tidbit on "then and now" regarding the 90's. It's like looking at the back pages of your yearbook and still being able to smell the CK One on your crisp button-down white shirt.

Page Six

Real Quick

Okay, so, I love Fart Party, and I just saw something by Julia Wertz that I thought was hilarious, so I just wanted to share. It's about how cool and awesome high school was, and although my personal high school experience was WAY different, I still thought this was pretty cute and funny. Enjoy

High School

Fart Party

only because I care about you

Bored at work? Having nothing to do? Tired of lurking on myspace for your boo's exes profile? (shuddap, you know you've done it).

then click here.

most random thing this week

***EDIT*** I just watched the latest Pot Psychology: not that great, don't even bother, dudes.

I got an email from someone letting me know that a pic of me and Josh was used for her/his website. I just thought it was really random. Or I'm just a narcissist.

http://www.easy-recipes-online.com/

Also, new post from Pot Pshychology, but my lame ass can't seem to watch it from work. Maybe they're finally blocking stuff. Why!?

Time goes by really really really really slow

Another reason Josh doesn't smoke.

so good, soo goood

photo by irana

These last couple of days, I've sat my friends down and made them watch this shit. It's sooo good! And even if you're not a pothead, you will still find this funny (as at least one of my co-workers did). So, click on the link, watch the 2nd video, then watch the first (the first is outtakes, which you may not get unless you watch another video first). I would totally link the webpage I got this from....but, I don't remember. ahahahah. I'm a retard.

Pot Psychology

Oh, yeah, the girl is super cute, has awesome clothes and accessories, and knows how to grow out her hair flawlessly. Furthermore, she totally looks like one of my homies.